Facebook Skettel with Raggashanti

A me say straight blessings to all a mi Tambareen Fambily an mi Mix-up an Blenda massive. Is all about di mix-up straight.

Wicked to Him Relative Dem
Raga, mi wah big up the wicked man weh live a Edgewater, but him have a house a


Waterford. Raga, the man wicked, three people inna him family dead and him no care. First was him mada, wen she di sick everyday him go round a the house and tell har him dine fi she dead so him can burn har, and the woman tek it to heart and dead. Second, him stress him sister and kill har off and wen she dead him seh a long time she fi dead. Then the wife who use to work at a prominent government place downtown, him stress har and give her heart attack and kill har. Now him put out his sister outta the house with har five pickney them and wen the neighbor them a talk him tell them fi put har up. The man wicked u see, u fi see how him favour some old wizard. Raga a true.

Mi no know, but yuh no really identify no specific wicked ting weh yuh say di man do. Yuh ongle a say him stress out di people an kill dem. Dat kinda vague. A ongle di way how him diss up him mada mi directly no rate. But even in dis case we still cyaan specifically a him kill har. Him might be a dutty insensitive man, but it might be a stretch fi a accuse him of killing him relative dem.
Naa no Brief Thug

Morning Raga, this mix up is about a nasty bwoy in Trelawny, him nosy and love to chat people business. The other day him beat up a man, and got locked up. The day when him suppose to go to court the police them down at the station ask someone to go to his house for some fresh clothesand underwear. Raga, when them go to the house the bwoy bed look like pool table, 8 building blocks and a piece of plyboard. So they start to look for clothes and no clothes. So they decided to look outside and all they found was a pair of boxers with only the waist band left. Raga, they had to hurry up and go bend down market to buy him a white T-shirt, jeans and apair of boxers. So Raga a want u big him up because him know everybody's business and wearing string, because him don't have a proper underwear.

Well, mi haffi agree wid some a weh yuh say. If him a go walk roun an a dip up inna people bizniz den him definitely shoulda at least have one decent underwear. Smaddy cyaan a call dem self big man an a walk roun a wear string fi brief an underwear. Dat no soun' rite at all. Mi no know a whapen to some hypy-hypy stringy thug, dem fi tek weh dem self.
Facebook Skettel

Mi seh, Raga, dis girl pan Facebook, every morning she get up and put up posts pan har wall bout mi an mi man, and how she muss mash we up, and how she ago do watever it takes to get him away from me, cus two cute people must not be together, and how fi har brother want mi and she want mi man. Mi nuh kno a wah dem hear bout enuh Raga, but mi an mi man naah lef. And she seh bout how she must go the extra mile fi find out weh him a do wrong suh she can tell mi and mek mi an him mash up. Raga, dah gyal yah coming like one pest and mi think she need fi go get a check up, and everytime she done talk she mek da laugh here MUAHAHAHAHAHA. Raga, tell mi if the gyal nuh mad or is a lunatic. Every morning is a different ting bout mi an mi man and how she a try fi mash we up. She even put wi name pan har status, but fi har name is ——— ——-. Lata Raga.

Yuh betta careful, cause dis ya gyal ya soun like she waan more dan yuh man. She coulda all waan you too. Cause di bareface tings dem weh she a do no normal. She luu. Fi real, no mus mad smaddy put a next woman and har man inna har Facebook status name? It soun like she a pree a propa-propa threesome deh so. She