Raggashanti Obeah-working bunna gyal !

 

Tambareen Fambily an Mix-Up Nation large up unu self. An propa respek to all linky-linky weh listen Tambareen Radio ova Mix-Up Yaad (mixupyaad.com). Straight blessings an shellings!!
On to di mix up dem:

Obeah-Working Bunna Gyal
Raga me an dis politician used to sort out. Him have him woman weh everybody know. But since him win him seat an get big post him claim seh him cyaan sort out nuh more cause him inna di spotlight, and all say him waan done di relationship. Raga yuh see how man wicked, mi did good enough fi him wen him neva deh pon nuttin an now mi nuh good enough fi him wen him win, him party win and him get big post. A dem tings ya mek people work obeah enuh. Me jus feel like fi tek some a him clothes an mek a man weh mi know sheg him up.


Move yuh dutty, nasty, obeah working self an guweh!! Yuh nuh deserve di man! A john crow yuh fi deh wid! Yuh did deliberately a tek di woman man pon di side, soh a you did accept say yuh naa goh get front-page ratings. Now dat di man inna a highly visible position him haffi mek adjustments an clean up him life. Cause if him nuh do dat, an people find out bout you, an done him, mek him lose him career, YOU SAME ONE A GOH LEF HIM WEN HIM DRAP PON HIM FACE! Mi did a balance up di ting weh mi jus' staat read yuh mix-up. But as soon as yuh bring it gaan a obeah mi get cross! Yuh a dutty smaddy!! Goh work di obeah pon yuh brain so dat yuh can get a life. Yuh worse dan manure! Goh mek yuh obeah man tun yuh upside dung an see if him can shake an rinse out some a di nastiniss an corruption outa yuh scandal-bag baddy! Bout yuh waan wuk obeah pon di man. KMT!!

 Too Quick an Small

Raga, I came to Jamaica for Christmas. From me did up yah (a farin) me a bbm dis yute him sey how him supm big and blah blah blah. Anywayz, me deh wid a man, differently, from high school, but him a 40. Anyways dis young guy we mi did a bb, when me go link him, him a ask me how much time me sort out from me deh a Jamaica. Me tell him 3 times. Him laff an a sey bout how the old man weak and a done him. Anyways me decide fi give him di sort out. Raga, 1,2,3,4 seconds and that was it! Hahah! Anywayz, me did a play wid him first, it was like no undies and I was only in my blouse an him dida try get it but we did a fight, cause me like that thing, man fi fight fi it,!!!!!! Him blame it on that. Raga, could it be that? Or what? Cause I'm still in shock! 4 stab an him come? Memba this yute was arguing that my old man is no good.

Anyways I am 22 and I am having a commitment problem. Even if I like the youth, I can't say yes to a relationship. Mi just want to leave it as it is, which is flirting. I do feel the need for a relationship but I can't find it in me to say yes to one. I met a guy in Jamaica. I have known him since my teenage years, but I saw his thing and its small! And now I am annoyed by him. He is nice but his thing size jus' turn me off! I am scared of relationships. Just want ur advice.

Yes, it is possible that di whole heap a before-sex ramping can cause some man (particularly young men) to come quick wen dem finally get di nookie. Is like di ting jus' buil up inna him to di point weh him feel like like him haffi let off. So by di time him get it him jus' explode. Is like if somebody a dead fi get supm fi a long time, an den wen dem get it dem OD pon it, a da vibz deh.

But he could also have a premature-ejaculation problem, weh him inna denial bout. A coulda jus' fi him likkle ginalship psyches dat fi get nookie fram woman, wen him already know dat him have da come-quick problem deh. Woman talk bout dem everyday - di man dem weh full a one bag a chat an wen dem get it dem cyaan do nuttin!

On di oda issue: yuh a 22 an yuh at a stage a yuh life weh man wid small instrument doan mek yuh happy. So it simple, if small instrument mek yuh unhappy, den DOAN deh wid a man who have a small instrument. Cause if you do you will be unhappy. Simple.

Later on wen yuh get older yuh might staat tink differently. Cause many women are happy wid men who don't have big instruments, but it big enough fi work wid and, more importantly, dem a di type a women who place value pon many oda critical qualities weh define a good man. Yuh not at dat point yet, yuh still a enjoy yuh self now, yuh jus' waan have good sex widout heavy commitment or, as you state it, yuh jus' a flirt. An dats also why yuh a bun any man yuh talk to. Gwaan do yuh ting till yuh feel like change - jus nuh bada guh ketch nuh disease an mek ole house tumble dung pan yuh. Be safe! Bless up.

source:Jamaicastar