Why fat men make better lovers
LADIES, grab yourself a chubby man before they are all gone. A study in the International Journal of Impotence Research published in June on the relationship between lifelong premature ejaculation and obesity, showed that men with higher body mass indexes (BMI) had lower levels of premature ejaculation. In short: chubbier men equal men who last longer, equal better lovers.
Between January 2008 and December 2009, the researchers
did their work. At the end, the research showed that the average BMI — a
measure of someone's weight in relation to height — of premature
ejaculators was lower than the average of non-fast starters. And as the
BMI increased, the number of patients decreased in the premature
ejaculation test group. It concluded that patients with lifelong
premature ejaculation were skinnier than their heavier counterparts.
"Nowadays, when it comes to sex, fat is the new slim," said 33-year-old
loan officer Andrea Anderson. "I rarely ever date a slim guy. My
boyfriend is a Mr Fluffy but when we are making love I hardly ever feel
his body weight because he's skilled."
What do other women have to say?
Cynthia S 28:
I have been with both fat and slim men so I can safely say that while a
fat man may not be a sight for sore eyes especially when he gets naked,
when he starts to work all thoughts and sights of his excess fat
disappear. A slimmer guy is usually egotistic and aims to please
himself while with a fat guy its all about proving to his partner that
he can not only handle the job, but he can please his partner too.
Carol T, 39:
My husband of almost four years is on the chubby side and after each
lovemaking encounter with him I have to say 'thank you sir'. The man is
a love machine in bed and can do any sexual position better than a slim
dude can. If I should go astray someday, the reason would not be for
the lack of good sex.
Karen C, 23:
Women are not necessarily attracted to obese men but once I tried it, it
became a habit. Apart from treating you better, a fat man will go all
the way to please his woman in bed. He is appreciative of every part of
her body. He is like her puppet. I would advise all the single ladies
to try going out with a fluffy man; even if it means leaving the lights
off and fantasising about fitter men. You won't be disappointed.
An OBESE man is at a disadvantage in the b/room in every way except being able to sit on his wife to pin her down, and so prevent her from escaping to visit her boyfriend!!! A hanging beer belly shows lack of stamina which easily translates into shortcomings, NOT longg-comings, on the ROSE-Paved battlefields. If she makes you a 'stiff ' drink while you are overcome by the post-coital sleep hormone, you got an 'A'; WANTS seconds. She is smiling (LORDAMASSY)Do Fat guys often get the drink?
ReplyDeleteGo ahead ladies, keep your FAT MAN! At any moment he may not be around to help you raise your child(ren).
ReplyDeleteFat, obese, over-weight call it what you will, it’s a signed of an unhealthy lifestyle. An unhealthy lifestyle could be detrimental and costly to a family.
Ladies, raise your son(s) to live a healthier lifestyle than his daddy did.
Trust me, he will still be able to make his woman sex life spectacular, trust me.